Dear computer, you have given me many problems since we first met. It's like we don't truly understand each other. I want one thing, you insist on another. But despite your shortcomings, you give me joy, hope, and a small window connecting me to the outside world. And I need you, like a drug addict needs just one more fix. Even though I can see that you are sick, your symptoms manifesting more and more frequently, I need you to hang in there, just for a little longer, please! Don't give up on me now, I just installed a rather expensive tax program onto you, and I can't take it and put it on another computer without paying again.
PLEASE!!
Just hang in there until I can finish the taxes, and make sure all my files are backed up. Then you can have a nice holiday, or breakdown, or memory wipe, whatever you insist on. I promise I won't ditch you in a dumpster if you can just hang on a few more days.
Please, I beg of you.
Sent from my iPod
Fingers crossed that your computer hangs in there for ya!
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